I can't take this anymore! There are times when I enjoy being in my house and doing nothing for a day or two.  It can be an absolute j...

I had a terrifying experience at school the other day.  I had a meeting that took up most of my morning, and got to school with an hour le...

And thus, I begin the annual endeavor to listen to Earth, Wind and Fire's masterpiece "September" every day in the month of Se...

Oh. My. God. This is going to sound silly, but you're legitimately amazing.  I'd heard about dry shampoo and thought that it was a...

A student walked into my office today and just said "sectum sepra" like it was a hello.  Me: Why did you say that? Be careful wi...

The first thing I thought when I woke up today was, "I've got to call my mom." The second thing I thought when I woke up tod...

It was once said, "Chartreuse is the color of choice."  Or, rather, it was once overheard in a hot dog place.  But chartreuse is b...